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Monday, November 09th, 2009 

What up, sportsbook hockey bettors. The last time we spoke, it was regarding the Jonathan Toews hit. What’s happened since then? Well, Toews still hasn’t played (though he hopes to suit up tonight) and we’ve seen half a dozen more NHLers fall to concussions, not to mention an OHLer go into intensive care.

To me, the scariest hits of the ones we’ve seen recently aren’t the fluky (Iginla on Souray, who happened to fall just as he was getting hit) or the dirty (the Mike Richards on David Booth hit, perhaps?). It’s the clean ones. Starting with Toews, were’s seeing guys get concussed — KO’d — with clean, crisp hits. I still wonder if the vicious OHL hit was even dirty, as the perpetrator was forechecking a defenseman who had the puck and was facing him.

The truth is that the NHL betting landscape is changing because the game is so fast — Autobahn fast. The obstruction rules are gone and the guys are just flying out there — so much that collisions are more devastating than ever before. Defensemen can’t pick guys or grab sweaters or do anything to slow anyone down. The result is a more exciting and finesse-oriented game — but also a more dangerous one.

Damien Cox in the Toronto Star today had an interesting idea. If we can’t do anything to stop clean but hard hits, we can find other ways to protect guys from brutal hits — like removing the puckhandling anti-goalie trapezoid. If goalies could play the puck in the corner, defenseman wouldn’t get crushed as often in races for the puck.

NFL betting fans know what it’s like to have their league institute rules to protect the vulnerable (like punters and quarterbacks who get hit while performing their tasks). Maybe it’s time for hockey to undergo similar changes.

If nothing changes, expect hockey odds to fluctuate throughout the year as one big star after another goes down to a head shot.

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 

I apologize to the hockey betting world for the above title, but we all know that’s what’s going through each of our minds after watching the trainwreck that was the Canadiens vs Bruins NHL odds. I’m assuming none of us saw it live — who was still watching that stinker after the second period — but we likely all saw Carey Price’s Patrick Roy impersonation when the Montreal faithful gave him the Bronx Cheer.

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Sorry for the lack of sound, but you can hear the boos in your mind, right?

What do you hockey betting fans think of Price’s reaction?  It wasn’t as pathetic as Roberto Duran saying “No mas” in his boxing odds days, but it certainly wasn’t a proud moment. Bob Gainey understandably stood up for his goalie, saying he was “being bullied” and “fought back.” I can’t help but think Price would’ve showed much more strength by calmly soaking in the boos and remaining stoic (less “Roy vs Detroit,” more “Roy versus Florida when they threw rats at him in the 1996 Stanley Cup odds final). He’s on a slippery slope now if he makes the Montreal online betting fans his enemies.

Can Price bounce back in 2009-10 or will he become another Jose Theodore in M-T-L?

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 

The Kentucky Derby odds are probably more exciting than than the Canadiens vs Bruins odds right now, so let’s flash back to last night’s Canucks game. I’m discussing Alex Burrows’ ability with my friend as he kills penalties like a mad man (Burrows, not my friend) before nettting the NHL betting series winner in overtime (again, Burrows scored the winner, not my friend. He was with me, remember?). We start digging through his stats (28 goals this year…not too shabby for an “agitator”) and we’re wondering where he came from, so we look at his sportsbook past…and see this:

2002-03 Greenville Grrrowl ECHL 53 9 17 26 201
2002-03 Baton Rouge Kingfish ECHL 13 4 2 6 64
2003-04 Columbia Inferno ECHL 64 29 44 73 194 4 2 0 2 28
2003-04 Manitoba Moose AHL 2 0 0 0 0
2004-05 Columbia Inferno ECHL 4 5 1 6 4

Um, what? The GREENVILLE GRRROWL?!? With three R’s? It almost makes the Columbia Inferno seem forgivable. One thing lead to another, I dug around and I came up with the hockey betting Minor Pro-All-Ridiculous-Nickname-Team.

(Some of these are so absurd that the AHL’s San Antonio Rampage didn’t make the cut…can you believe it?)

Many of these franchises are defunct, but the main trends to notice are:

1. All were founded in the New Age, “Xtreme” era, between around 1994 and 2005.

2. Almost every one takes two objects and throws them together to form some sort of predatory hockey betting team name.

Here we go…I’ll bet at the sportsbook you haven’t heard of most of these.

10. TACOMA SABERCATS – this makes the list because it’s the epitome of trashy team names. Swords and cats? Thrown together?

9. AUSTIN ICEBATS — What? A bat…made of ice? Or a bat that flies through ice? Ugh. Just burn your Icebats tickets and go watch your NASCAR odds, Texas.

8. MISSISSIPPI SEA WOLVES — And you thought sharks were the true lions of the sea.

7. BLOOMINGTON PRAIRIETHUNDER — It’s not regular thunder. It’s Prairie thunder, and that’s the worst kind.

6. BOSSIER-SHREVEPORT MUD BUGS — “Oh, what do I do on ma weekends? Well, I gots to say, I’m a die hard Mudbugs fan if there ever was one in this here damn town.”

5. ST. PETE/WINSTON-SALEM PARROTS – My pick for the most awkward nickname in the history of sports betting team names. How about you pick one town, guys?

4. GREENVILLE GRRRROWL — Out of respect for the Canucks odds, let’s not discuss this further.

3. CAPE FEAR FIRE ANTZ — With a “Z.” That’s what draws the Cape Fear hockey fans to the gynasium in droves.

2. TUPELO T-REX — How much would you bet at the sportsbook that this team was named right after Jurassic Park came out? It’s almost as absurd as naming your hoops betting team the Raptors.

1. ATLANTIC CITY BOARDWALK BULLIES — Way to stay classy, A.C. It’s not a question of if a prostitute is their mascot — just how many prostitutes.

Honourable mentions:
Danbury Mad Hatters

Florida Everblades

Corpus Christi Icerays

Amarillo Gorillas

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 

Sid the Kid got plenty of hockey betting love last week, so I don’t feel bad for back-to-back days of Ovechkin talk.

The troll in Ovie’s arms is his mom, a two-time Olympic gold medalist in basketball. Yep, his genes are better than Levi’s. Ahem, uh…moving on.

Something special happened in the Capitals vs Rangers line last night, when Washington beat the Rangers 4-0 to make the series 2-1 and stay in the hunt. It wasn’t just that the Caps forwards who really clicked, moving the puck beautifully. The defensive side of the game was a huge plus, and sportsbook watchers took notice. Not only did rookie goalie Simeon Varlamov stand on his head again, but Ovechkin was a force on defense, twice breaking up quality scoring chances with sliding plays.

The crown jewel in last night’s online betting tilt came when Ovechkin turned over the puck to Lauri Korpikoski, then chased him the length the ice like he was a receiver in the backfield and stopped a breakaway with a clean, sliding stick check.

The Capitals odds are back, folks, and Washington looks confident again. Something tells me this NHL betting series is far from over.

Side note: Lauri Korpikoski? Don’t you think someone with that name should look more like this…

Than this:

Thursday, April 09th, 2009 

Could Thales Leites win in the UFC 97 odds? If the Blue Jackets can make the playoffs, you just never know.

After overcoming Pascal Leclaire’s injury, Ken Hitchcock’s face and death threats to Steve Mason at various points in the season, Columbus is finally going to Stanley Cup betting. Good on those kookie lads. Also, congrats to their fans; they’ve hung in with a decade’s worth of crappy teams. For all we know, they’re crazy playoff maniacs in NHL betting. It’ll be interesting to see what the fans can do.

it’ll also be interesting to see if (a) Rick Nash takes his game to a new level and (b) Steve Mason steals a series. You just never know in these playoffs; the parity is so good than anything can happen. Stanley Cup betting is shaping up to be the most exciting postseason since, in my opinion, 1993-94. Can’t wait.

I’m taking a break tomorrow for Easter but I’ll be back in full force with NHL betting playoff sportsbook picks on Monday…

Wednesday, April 08th, 2009 

I was discussing the Masters odds with my buddies today, then we somehow transitioned to the UConn women’s basketball team. From there, we started talking about the WNBA. Then, I suddenly started thinking about Manon Rheaume.

Remember her? The female goaltender who played an exhibition game for the Tampa Bay Lightning in 1992 and played in the IHL as a pro? I found some old footage of her. She’s kinda cute, ain’t she?

(the sound is low in this clip, sorry)

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Now here’s some footage of her first professional game…she makes a stop! I think the refs did her a favor in the disallowed goal, though:

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She never made it to NHL betting, but I had a look at her minor pro stats. She went 3-0 with a .901 save percentage with the Nashville Knights (ECHL) in 1993-94…she made 11 starts with the Reno Renegades (WCHL) in 1996-97 but had a 5.65 GAA. Hmm.

I will close, hockey betting fans, with this nice photo of her. Apparently she turned away Playboy and Penthouse at the peak of her popularity.  Would you expect anything less from a goaltender?

Not a bad little distraction before we kick this blog into overdrive for the Stanley Cup odds, no?

Thursday, March 26th, 2009 

I’m exhausted. Is it the March Madness betting hoop-la? Maybe. Whatever it is, my eyes are about to fall out from computer screen overload, and I’m having trouble writing about NHL betting today. If in doubt, you take a day to wake yourself up and enjoy a nice video montage. And I think we’ve all earned a nice treat. How about some Pavel Bure?

I miss the days when he ruled the sportsbook and made us online betting fans giggle with glee (well, me at least) every time he went end to end. Let’s enjoy some highlights of one of the greatest “cut-short” NHL careers ever:

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Friday, March 20th, 2009 

March Madness betting already got me hot and bothered yesterday when Memphis toyed with my heart, so I’m already cranky enough. Now I’m getting ready for Don Cherry’s inevitable rant tomorrow night after Alex Ovechkin put on another fireworks display for NHL betting fans.

In case you were too wrapped up in the March Madness odds to see it, here’s the goal and the celebration:

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Not the most exotic or hilarious celebration NHL betting fans have ever seen, but I respect the idea. Well, you know what’s next. Don Cherry, whom I love but who is growing more senile by the hour, will likely tear strips off Ovechkin on Saturday night…again. Hey — maybe he just does it for the ratings. Either way, he’ll probably condemn Ovechkin for his celebrations yet again.

What Cherry doesn’t seem to understand is that hockey is battlefield in which these things sort themselves out. Not only are Ovechkin’s antics good for a game whose athletes have the charisma of sea turtles, he’ll get what’s coming to him anyway. In physical sports like hockey or football, hot dogs get whats’ coming to them. They know the stakes and it’s fair. If you’re a hot dog, you have fun but you invite guys to take shots at you. Do you think Ovie, Chad Johnson and T.O. don’t’ realize that? It’s fall fair.

Remember the Star incident in Dallas? Owens had fun but got attacked.  He knew it would happen:

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It’s fair, online betting fans. So we shouldn’t discourage Ovechkin’s NHL betting antics unless we want non-stop vanilla action.

I’m betting at the sportsbook that Cherry blows up tomorrow and gets himself in hot water…

Tuesday, March 03rd, 2009 

HO…HO…HO! True March Madness betting time! We’re not talkin’ hoops — we’re talkin’ NHL betting trade deadline time!

Technically, I’m jumping the gun. It’s only Trade Deadline Eve (we already got a crappy, boring orange in our stocking — and his name is Niclas Havelid).  But people who bet sports, particularly die-hard hockey fans, know deadline day has taken on a life of its own. Where did the trade deadline mania came from? No other sport has anything close to this level of hype. Can you blame hockey betting fans, though? For three straight years, 25 trades have been made on deadline day.

Once the big deals are made (and some will happen), I’ll break down whose Stanley Cup odds are affected the most…

See you tomorrow! NHL betting Christmas Day!