UFC 97 odds, NBA playoff picks, STANLEY CUP ODDS, sports … overload … brain … can’t … processs …. ARRRGGGH!

Sorry. Where was I? Ah, yes, it’s time to continue the Haiku NHL playoff picks. Onto the Western Conference.

DUCKS VS SHARKS ODDS

Ducks have been grounded

Shadows of their former selves

Sharks eat Duck l’orange

BLUE JACKETS VS RED WINGS ODDS

Reached Big Dance at last

On young Mason’s broad shoulders

Champs will spoil party

BLUES VS CANUCKS ODDS

How did they get here?

Youth movement started early

Roberto stymies

FLAMES VS BLACKHAWKS ODDS

Is Olli a curse?

Experience trumps young skill

Fire will burn brightly

…so, hopefully I haven’t lost all my NHL betting readers via this experiment. Please, come back! I was just clowning around!

Happy NHL playoff betting, folks.